Yansa Creations presents
In association with OutIineStudios and Kaarna Productions
An OIIi YIinen FiIm
Inner TriaI
UnempIoyed, unempIoyed.
UnempIoyed, unempIoyed, unempIoyed.
UnempIoyed, unempIoyed, unempIoyed...
Do you haveany pIans for the future? - StiII unempIoyed.
UnempIoyed...
Here is the appIication for sickness benefit-
and papers for earIy retirement.
Incomeearnings have not changed.
WouIdn't it be nice to get a job -
so you couId buy yourself for exampIea motorcycIe?
3.7.2006.
HeIsinki. Noa Storm.
Are you even considering ofgoing to work? - No.
Have aniceday.
Good morning. Tickets pIease.
Can you make us invisibIe?
Fucking time bomb.
Tickets.
Ifwe paid onepercent more tax, we wouId get free pubIic transport.
Fuck I hate Hämeentie. - Did you hear what I said?
SeriousIy, one percent? - Yeah, think about it.
Come.
Men just can't fuck. Bad sex sex.
TheyreaIIy don't know what women want. Bad sex.
Vagina is just a stranger to them. Bad sex, sex.
One's own pIeasureis the man's thing. Bad sex.
Bad sex. Bad sex.
Then women pretend orgasms. Bad sex sex.
And men's styIe is, bad sex.
Heybabythree minutes is alI it takes.
Hey babythree minutes is aII it takes, pathetic.
Bad sex. Bad sex.
Bad...
Oh, hey.
Hi. I'm EIisa.
Ronja. - Hi Ronja.
WiII you join us in arevoIution?
HeII yeah.
Hey. Peaceout, rock on!
One, two, three, now!
Privatedriving is a pubIic disease.
Crash and burn! Crash and burn!
Parents shouId understand that they don't own their chiIdren.
Did they get you to read psychoIogy? - Becauseofthem I seepeopIe-
as compuIsive disordered emotion junkies.
Who are the sum oftheirtraumas.
What about his parents?
The UniversaI CuIture is aIready here.
In thebeginning ofthenew era, when the age ofmachines begun, -
The UniversaI CuIture saw dayIight on earth.
Ignorant oftheir own actions, humans buiIt cuItureIikeants-
and so aII the preparations have alreadybeen made.
Our generation needs onIy to break Ioose from our innerworIds,-
reIax and focus on the outer reaIity.
And when this happens, mankindwiII notice, -
that, the paradise is aIready here.
The UniversaI CuIture is aIready here.
Directed byIImari K. Kurki.
Written byIImari K. Kurki.
Produced by IImari K. Kurki.
Look, abuffet is served.
A spacestick.
IfI eat this wiII you caII an ambuIance for me?
Hey, youngsters! Come. Sit here.
Now, what did you think about thedocument?
WeII... It was very interesting. - Ah, thank you,thank you.
Thanks forthe document.
Thank you. Here, take mybusiness card.
Thanks.
I started wondering, -
how couId everything feeI fresh aII the time?
Hey,think about theconcept oftime.
Second, -
minute,-
hour,-
and again thebeginning of anew hour.
Why are we so driven by aminute?
We want immediately to grab five minutes.
So now we shouId reaIIy open our eyes in our time.
An eyeis made to see, an earto hear, -
a noseto smeII, amouth to tasteand skin to feeI.
Why do you pretend to see, hear ortaste?
Feel! FeeI the primitive gift ofbirth.
The morereaI the sensation is, -
themore you confront the outer reality with your psyche.
Surrender. Where's passion and Iove?
Without them it's seriousIy hard to comprehend.
Yeah... what if alI our good thoughts are connected to Iove.
Love?
WelI at Ieast you need that to create your own cuIture.
He's seriousIy disturbed.
WelI...- WelI, what?
Have you aIready analyzed me? - You'rea bit harderto crack.
Strictinner moral, difficuIties feeling sympathy for others, -
underdeveIoped sociaI norms.
Are you the onIy chiId?
And then you must have been aIso raised IiberaIIy.
Eat. Don't smoke.
Fuck I smoke a Iot. I can't breath!
I'm a fucking addict.
Did you know that nicotine causes moreaddiction than heroine.
Because smoker's brain receptors -
startto scream for nicotineevery 60 minutes.
Just Iike with addicts.
And not onIy for nicotine, but also for sugar, -
Iiquoriceand ammonia.
Magnesium for smoother and better burning.
In the21st centurytrials tobacco companies cIaimed -
that tobacco has no connection to cancer. Like fuck it doesn't.
4 700 different chemicaIs and 50 radioactivecomponents.
They spread out everywhere in your body, your Iiver, -
kidneys, spIeen, heart, ass. LittIe toe.
Think, in seven seconds aII the shit has reached myIittIe toe.
Fuck! Think what kind of condition mytoes arein...
How Iong have I smoked?
Fucking thirteen years!
Fuck I'II get a chronic obstructive puImonary disease.
There you suffocate in your own saIiva.
But when I grow up I'II quit this fucking smoking.
Because alI theshit in this worId is caused by stupid aduIts-
who show a bad exampIe to the chiIdren.
WeII, an addict is an addict.
But Noa... IfI don't quit smoking beforeI'm an aduIt and wiII die, -
wiII you come to my funeraI?
Am I becoming addicted to weed?
Haven't you been Iistening to a word I've been saying? Fucking idiot.
Two and ahaIf years of smoking weed.
It's no miracIe if you start getting addicted.
But stiII, I'm more inteIIigent than 99% oftheworId's popuIation.
Up there in top 10 with Gandhi and Einstein. CIearIy.
IntelIigent enough to enjoy thesunshine.
Stupid enough to enjoy the UV radiation -
andthe 100 000 different cancers it causes, that wiII kiII you sIowIy.
And painfuIIy. Ending up baId.
Yeah, but I'm conscious enough not to be afraid ofit.
And I'm cynicaI enough to teII you that one day you'II be fucking afraid.
WeII, an emotion amongst other emotions.
IImari K. Kurki. CosmoIogy Ph.D.
Man doesn't createcuIture. CuIturecreates theman.
The UniversaI CuIture creates a cuIture,-
which has alreadybrought man to theera of space.
The onIy thing missing -
is one's direct contact to The UniversaI CuIture.
ActuaIIy, I've been in contact with The Universal CuIture since my youth.
But onIyIater I reaIized what it reaIIy was.
AII thetime you yank about your spacestories.
Leave the young aIone.
Hey Noa camehere to taIk about thestates of consciousness.
My wife Larissa. Former media consuItant for Marimekko.
WelI.
Want some coffee? - Thank you.
What do you think about thoughts in generaI?
Thoughts are about creating an opinion by yourseIf.
WhiIe facing matters directIy is that you alIow them to contact you.
Right...
Yes.
WouId you Iike some cream?
Hi. Is Noa home?
No, hewent somewhere. - Do you know when he's coming back?
WeII, comeon in.
Ronja... SorryI'm Iate, I'II just go and get changed.
You need heIp with that?
Fuck if a woman can't open her own wine bottIe...
Wow, heyhey, wow.
It's just Iike in the 70s.
When wemet, instead of askingwhatto do, -
we askedwhat drugs weshouId do.
That's right. EIisa.
Hi EIisa. IImari K. Kurki.
Hi IImari K. Kurki. - WonderfuI EIisa.
Want some? - Oh, thank you.
Here you go.
SkooI.
Ah, excelIent.
Fire is an immateriaI phenomenon, areaction.
An eventin between matter and immaterial.
CouId God then be a part ofthe samephenomenon?
You arespeaking about God? WelI, what do you think about It?
Ifyou ask Him directIy, theanswer is the whoIe universe.
Oh, funny. I've aIways thought that God has bIue sIippers,-
seven peacock feathers on His head -
and a wonderfuI heavenIy choir singing praises.
WouId you come downstairs to taIk with me? - I'II come in a minute.
Noa, what ifthere's no beginning, no end, but insteadthis whoIeuniverse.
Look, the moon!
I was wondering, -
do peopIe pay attention at aII to theirthoughts?
Like is this agood thought-
andwhat emotions this thought creates in me?
But don't thoughts just uphoId our emotionaI worId?
ExactIy. Look atthe chiIdren, -
theirwhoIe thinking process begins onIy aftertheir emotions.
Hey, what about your next articIe, any topic yet?
You want some? - No thanks.
Or maybe just a IittIe.
Thanks.
I think that my next topic is right in front ofme, inhaIing deepIy.
Huh, now I rememberwhy I started smoking pot in thefirst pIace.
Um... We were thinking about going to one after party, -
wouId you Iike to join us? - Yeah, I think I couId come.
ActuaIIy this Iadyis now going home,with an escort.
What a true gentIeman you were. - I'm just protecting you from idiots.
Says aman who speaks ofindividuaI Iiberty.
But do you reaIize that... - And your judgementship is at its best-
after smoking weed aII night with a 100 years oId fossiI.
IImari knows what he's talking about.
And besides cannabis sharpens thesenses. - Right.
Good night, thanks forthe escort.
Wait.
Hey wait up now!
What's that? A cow-sheep.
It's reaIIyugIy.
You know...
In this kind ofa moment you want to do something, -
but you're not certain what theother one feeIs.
What are you suggesting?
Hey! I'm not Iooking for a reIationship.
But a kiss isn't yet a sign of anykind of commitment.
No it's not but Iets stiII Ieaveit at that.
Oh fuck! The interview.
I have to go, comeand meet me at church ofSt. Johannes.
What?
Bye...
ActuaIIy my first experiences of The Universal CuIture-
were at this very samepIace.
But I didn't know they belongedto it then.
Take some.
Where did you think they belongedto then?
When I saw Hindu Gods abovethis church I didn't need any expIanations.
In the spirituaI reality, one's size stands in direct proportion -
to the sizeof oneconsciousness.
So our body draws our Iimits?
But thebody is not aprison because it's atemporary state ofIife, -
if you approach it in the atomic IeveI.
Yes...
Hey, take apicture.
Are you ready?.
On the atomic IeveI weare truIy immortaI and ageless beings.
Age is a reIative phenomenon, and in The UniversaI CuIture, -
I'm ZawahaI, a space marine onIy at the age of27.
Say again? What was it? ZawahaI?
OnIy 27 years oId.
How do peopIeusuaIIy react-
to your information about The UniversaI CuIture?
I reaIIy have no idea.
You reaIIy don't know? That's compIeteIymad.
No one has commented.
I have presentedthis story, but received no comments.
I think I onIy pIacehuman existence to a wider time perspective.
3 miIIion years is just not Iong enough forthe deveIopment-
ofhuman consciousness. We area great deaI oIder.
You know? Mytime perspective-
just received a command to get some ice cream.
Wait, I got that messagetoo. I have to get someice cream as weII.
Let's continue this interview Iater.
Bye bye.
Noa, what's up next weekend?
I'm probabIy going to Ronja's friends party.
I was thinking oftaking someacid. - You mean LSD? At aparty?
That's crazy.
On theother hand, I've never said no to acid trips.
Do what ever you pIease.
That's what I thought.
How do I Iook?
Depends on who you want to impress.
He's this... SIightIy stranger guy.
That shirt atIeast is terribIe.
TerribIe...
When you feeI everything so strongIy, timeis compIetely dense.
It sounds Iike some kind of matter. Can it be touched?
But it touches us aII the time.
So it must bethen.
Can we continue now, in this time?
Wow!
Everything we think is programmed.
Andwho programs it? We do!
And our parents, and the society, andthe peopIe cIose to us.
Can wego aIready?
Everything just feeIs so extraordinary good.
Ronja... Ronja!
Hi! Hi!
Nice-nice-nice!
This is Noa. - Outi.
I AM GOD!
Does anyone decIareas equaI?
One,two,three...
What's going on?
What the fuck are you doing with that guy?
I'm going to marryhim.
Why are you fucking with me?
Because you areso fucked up.
Have you Iooked around you?
These fucking morons don't even understand that theyreaIIy exist.
Hey, sorry, I justwanna get out ofhere. Can we Ieave?
I'm sure you can see yourseIfout.
I just can't stop praising -
Iiving in theoutskirts of The UniversaI CuIture.
Nothing to worry about, not a thing expected from us.
Except Ronja. At Ieast Iess drugs.
Yeah, right. Women aIways try to controI their men's drug use.
Besides... Two things I'm taking with meto The UniversaI CuIture-
are weed and sex.
I'm going to fIush the rest ofmy acid.
What?
You got LSD?
Why didn't you say so?
Hey! Let's take together and go find out what's wrong in your reIationship.
No. Notnow. Ronja wouId have a seizure, -
besides she doesn't want me to givethem to anyoneeIse either.
Listen. This is not her decision to make.
Besides, acid has never stayed in my pockets for more than 30 minutes.
Take. - This is for us. Okay.
Noa, march, march, march.
The Lords ofKarma have been repIaced!
HeII has been emptied andtransferred to PIuto.
ThreemiIIion years of The Universal Academy is finaIIy over.
Why aII this?
Because Supernova has expIoded.
We have two options.
Eitherto Ieave, ortakethis whoIe soIar system with us.
Of course, as a man ofpower-
I believe that such aparadise as this is not to be abandoned.
So we'II makethis a spaceship.
How couId a false prophet know he's false?
I won't stayhere Iisteningto this.
We're gonna take this pIanet away, whatever crystaI hippies say.
This is a miIitary operation -
in which crystaI hippies don't get to interfere.
Look where you're going, mammoth!
We cameto rescue you.
Don't touch me.
Ronja. - Fuck off!
Themeatis mine.
Ronja!
Hey, grandma. The mammoth's been hunted down -
and there's enough meat forthe whoIe tribe. Justgo get yours.
You want some moreto drink?
I'II have another oneofthis.
Makeit two.
Look, here's myroom number.
Hey, whereare you going?
Give-give-give.
I just wanna besober.
Good, more for me then.
Seems that you have moved on to oIder men.
Listen.
I have onIy onething to say to aII the women on this worId.
Abuse the abusers, fight fire with fire,-
drink every drink offered to you, -
then givethem that sexy Iook.
And in theend cross your Iegs and say, pearIs before swines.
Get it?
Hey, darIing, what do you want?
Noa! - Gin Tonic.
Look, this is how to reduce madness.
Bytaking contact.
By taking contact!
Look at me! Look insideme!
Hey, I'II create amyth offive tequiIas.
Can you bring me five tequiIas, and salt, saIt, saIt, saIt.
Giveme salt!
Oh, saIt, yes.
Look.
Like this Noa.
Do you know, you don't know.
I'm as good as the Broadway dancers. SeriousIy.
You know there are unbelievabIe women here.
Don't you know that themost conscious maIegets alI the femaIes.
Anyone! Do you beIieve?
Come on, step on board my heIicopter, Iet's go to Sirius.
And you aremy woman!
Noa!
I wish that after summer wouId come summer, again.
I can't take thewinter.
Okay I know I smoke aIot, butI haven't ever raped anyone.
Or kiIIed, or beaten anyone.
At most I have eaten my roommates ice cream.
No chiIdren, you don't haveto beafraid, -
there's no danger in smoking weed.
No? No.
It doesn'tmake you imagine yourseIves as jumbo jets-
or make you peeI your skin thinking you'rean orange.
Instead, at best, -
it makes you understandthat you arepart of onebig entity,-
and that the rat race is just fuII of shit!
And you can reaIIy enjoy yourtime.
ReaIIy? Yes.
Many ofus carry shameinside ourseIves.
Shame is beIieving that we areworthIess.
The power of shame is hidden in the subconscious.
Then you feel worthIess and don't understand that it's because-
you have been treated badIyin the past.
Shameis born because oneis Iooked at through IoveIess eyes.
Heor sheis negated, underrated and abandoned.
Then you perceive yourseIf as you are Iooked upon.
Do you reaIize what kind offine we couId get for doing this?
Fuck. Here goes forthe Night of arts.
One Iife. I do what the fuck I want.
Next pIace, next pIace!
Honored indigo chiIdren. This way.
TheIast moments are upon us and onIy fooIs save their money.
FoIIow me.
I didn't know you're this rich.
Yes, I just soId my Iatest document to the Finnish army.
To Finnish army?. - Believeit or not,-
they'reinterested in these kind ofborderIinephenomenon.
I thought that they're moreinterested -
about the borders between countries.
How about itJoona, care for some? - No thanks.
What? WhatJoona?
Let's smoke Iater. - AII right.
HeyIadies, hereare the new startravelers on board, -
make room, welcome.
But no, no-no-no, you have this kind ofcIothing.
Weare going to buy you new cIothes from Marimekko.
No-no-no, not Marimekko. Weare going to some other cIothing store.
GirIs, make some coffee and prepare yourselves-
forthese star traveIers, thank you.
FoIIow me.
Northern water, southern coffee, Finnish miIk, brown sugar, -
and to each other, psychophysicaIIy present.
Let us take bIack coffee.
First comes this taste, then thattaste.
Leave my body as atwiIight zone andtakeus through the atoms.
I bought anew Iighter but no-no-no, watch this.
Come to my piggyback, Iets fIytogether!
The ear is for hearing, the eye is made for seeing!
Drum boy, drum, it wiII be rewarded!
Here's for you Iots and Iots ofmoney.
One, two, three, four.
AII for you.
I own this city!
GeneraIs of Sirius, here I stand. Earth is open for your arrival!
When this countrytook money for its prime status value-
it startedto crash!
I believethat thewelfare ofnation is born of each onebuiIding it!
Kick!
I wouId Iiketo report a crime.
You can'treaIIyresist it.
What cannot be resisted?
You can'treaIIyresist it.
One man is standing againstthe army.
You don't know who it is, but I know.
He gathers alIies, hehas aIot ofmoney.
I want to bethe alIy ofthe rich man.And stand against the army.
WeII, what's up in thenext weekend?
I'm gonna get wastedwith Koskenkorva-
and attemptto drown myself, respecting Finnish summertraditions.
I'm just gonna chiII outat home.
You're not going to the forest party?
Forestparty?
Takeme with you forthetrip to the forest.
No... I decided not to go-
to that forest party.
Um...
I feeI aIittIe bit strange-
about some things...-
what I've done with you.
And I've missed you.
I haven't missed you ataII.
How are you doing?
You know what? Okay...
I have read a IittIe bittoo much psychoIogy.
Look whatI got. You'II never guess.
That's for sure. - Mushrooms.
What? You? - Yes...
Mushrooms?
I thought that I shouId try them one day... Oneday...
WiII you take some with me?
WeII I don't know...
Take some.
The mushroom is coming. Themushroom comes.
Takeit so it won'tgo to waste.
No effect. No effect. No effect.
Do you think this twig has a consciousness?
Hmm... Theremight be a whoIekingdom inside it.
And Iook.
Now it's destroyed.
Lovely that you areso open.
LoveIy that you are so stiff.
Stiff?. What's stiffabout me?
Now stiffIet's go swimming.
I can't swim.
Bring my cIothes to theother side.
Likeinsidea mother's womb!
Giveit to me!
Takeit away, comeand get me, thank you!
Come! FIy! Let's depart!
WouId thegentIeman Iike some mushrooms?
Think,that...
I just...
I just... You'rethe onewho gives fueI to this fucked up system.
You.
Ronja!
I wouId have Iet it be, but you are takingthis further.
There's a conspiracyhere after aII.
Look, Iook, what goes around comes around.
There's nobody against you.
I know who's caIIing the shots around here, -
and you don't even smokeweed.
I doubt you're even atrue Finn, You'rea traitor.
Listen now IImari.
I'm your friend.
I have fought aIong time with you forthesake of our fatherIand.
I wouIdn't have beIieved that my own brother in arms turns against me.
What wouId you say, ifI couId see in to the future.
But the future doesn't even exist.
This does not go the way you imagined!
You misunderstand thestructure ofthe time.
But how do you know it's the future you see?
I just know, because from us -
I'mthe best one at caIcuIating probabiIities.
Good heavens!
Hey!
I have waited here in thewoods fortens of years -
for someone smart enough to send reinforcements.
The UniversaI CuIture, hereI am!
Her phoneis stiII dead.
Don't rush it with Ronja, you can't force any moreattention from her-
than what she's wiIIing to give.
Fuck, fuck this shit.
WeII, an addict is an addict.
Fuck I think I shouId step outside ofmyseIf-
and analyze my mind piece by piece.
Maybe then I couId reaIize where the fuck aII this shit comes from.
That sounds Iike some fucking psychotherapy.
Or a LSD trip...
ShouId I take acid? - No way.
It doesn't soIve anything.
What you need now is tea, comfort and an animaI taIe.
You justhaveto Iive through thehard bits, -
that's theonIy wayto get rid ofthem.
Noa? - Hi, where are you?
In the countryside, just reIaxing a bit.
Why did you Ieave me aIone atthe party?. - No I didn't.
I swam overto the other sidebut you never showed up.
I'm havingthis horribIe acid fIashback, -
I thought you drowned and I think I'm going insane.
Insane? You've gone insaneso many times -
you shouIdn't be afraid ofit anymore.
Is that where your compassion ends?
Ifyou can't takecareof yourself then I'm not the one to bIame.
Do you think I'm stupid? - Yes, I think you're stupid.
Do you know what you are?
WeII what am I? - An abuser. That's what you are.
You aIways usethe goodwiII ofpeopIe for your own purposes.
Everything must go exactIy as you wantand I always have to be-
in a condition that is suitabIe for you! - You'rea Iunatic.
I have never asked you for anything. Never.Anything.
Then why have you been seeing me in the first pIace?
Because ofsomeobIigation? - You're fucking stupid.
You're sometimes so pathetic that one just can't sayno to you.
That sounds so screwed up.
You meet peopIe out of obIigation? That's disgusting.
Do you think it's easy for me? And fun? Not even cIose.
I don't want you to seeme ever again for some obIigation.
Then why did you caII me?
What ever I do, it's always bad in some way.
Why is it aIways so bad? - Fuck you. Go fuck yourseIf.
Fuck me? No fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Now I reaIIymiss you. - Fuck you! Fuck you!
Love is patient. Lovedoesn't envy.
Won't see his own weaknesses.
Loveis never boastfuI, nor conceited, nor rude.
You're stupid! And ugIy! And you haveno sense of styIe!
Low seIf-esteem.
You make spirituaI vioIence with your caIcuIating!
Narcistic personaIity disorder.
GuiIty!
One morning, the moIe snuck to the kitchen.
The kitchen had a strangeIy quiet atmosphere.
Therewas a spIinter ofbark on thetabIe, -
on which thewoodpecker had pecked amessage.
Dear moIe. Friendship without Ioneliness isn't compIete.
Words without thought, merehoIIowness.
I havegone to the forest to seek my song.
Fromthe hoIes ofthe faIIen trees, I seek my Iost, precious treasure.
You understand. SiIence.
One morning themoIewoke up,-
when the woodpecker pecked on his toe.
It was stiII very dark, -
in this hour nothing can yet be seen, siIIy you.
But you can see, you can, answered the woodpecker, -
the sunrise is a compIetestranger to you as the hick-up is forthe bird.
I pecked stairs for you.
Come on, Iets go.
Up up we cIimb. Up up we cIimb.
Up up up we cIimb.
Up up we cIimb. Up up we cIimb.
Up up up we cIimb.
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AII the food served during thefiIming ofthis movie was vegetarian.